I am a snob.

Strike that. I am an elitist snob.

Some work people are on MySpace and I can't help but check out their profiles from time to time. The a-hole AVP of IT (who is my age) is getting his undergraduate degree from the University of Pheonix. Is that even a college? Do people actually get degrees from there?

I know - I'm a horrible person.

Did I mention he makes more money than me?

Where is the justice in the world?

Another a-hole at work has Howard Stern as his friend. Please hold my hair back as I puke my guts out.